so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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