I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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