And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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