i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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