I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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