So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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