So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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