Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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