Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize