Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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