I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I love you.
Bad choice
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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