I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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