glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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