dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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