Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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