I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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