she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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