The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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