You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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