dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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