There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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