I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
