The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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