I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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