He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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