i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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