Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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