i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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