At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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