He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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