did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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