I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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