my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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