I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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