i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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