Moan for me like Helen Keller
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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