I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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