Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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