Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry krummit hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

Fav 23 14585 1124
share tweet
(314): View more from Missouri

I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.

Fav 19 959 5873
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(713): View more from Texas

Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

Fav 14 4769 977
share tweet
(323): View more from California

She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.

Fav 14 731 3851
share tweet
(817): View more from Texas

Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?

Fav 11 3196 1016
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..

Fav 6 1140 3389
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage

Fav 7 2004 1375
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(951): View more from California

I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.

Fav 2 278 305
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(313): View more from Michigan

It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.

Fav 0 70 31
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT