Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I am morally bankrupt
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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