You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was CRYING into my vagina
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
