youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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