it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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