He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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