i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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