sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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