if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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