Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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