Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
