she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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