I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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